Funny Sms whatsapp message

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    Girl : Me Tumhe Apna Dil Nahi DE sakti..
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    Me : Main. Itni Upar Ki Soch Bhi Nahi Raha
    Hu
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    Wife : Dr sahab.....Mere husband ka accident
    hogaya, tab se khada nahi ho raha.

    Doctor : Muh mein le ke dekho..

    Wife: Husband khada nahi ho pa
    raha....
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    A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
    Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?
    Other Girl in group replied:
    It will also become Windows-16.
    All guys left group.
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    She- Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi..
    He- Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri..
    She- Acha chalo....papa aa gaye, bye.

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    Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per
    lipstick ka nishan
    kahan se aaya?
    Husband : Mein khud
    paresaan hu nishan
    dekhkar.
    Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari
    hui thi...

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    Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
    koi gyan ki baat btao.
    Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to
    dhyan aur gyan
    dono ki Maa chud jati he !!
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    Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe 1 Bhai Chahiye ...!!!

    Mummy : Beta Dad USA mein hai, Jaise hi Woh Ayenge hum Baat karenge Unse....

    Kid - Aap Unhe Surprise bhi toh de Sakte ho[​IMG]
    ROCKING GENERATION
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    A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty.
    Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me meine aapka Dil rakha....,
    lekin PANTY me aapko meri zubaan rakhni padegi.
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    Boy: Teri judai main neend urti hai, jan jati hai,chen khota hai,Dil rota hai…..

    Girl: Check karwa le beta dengi virus bi aisa hi hota hai








    STudent : miss last warning dete hain.. k abhe bhe waqt hai bhaag ja yhn se............
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    GF *calls at 4am* : Are you sleeping?
    Me : No baby, I was waiting for your call heart emoticon
    GF : Awww, really?
    Me : Galli doonga. Phone rakh.
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    Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai,
    Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,

    Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
    Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai ...
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    Why Americn names r like
    JACKSON
    WILSON
    MARKSON
    ROBINSON
    KENSON
    ANDERSON
    DAVIDSON
    JEMSON
    JOHNSON
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    Bcoz
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    Mom can't remembr WHO is WHOSE SON.


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    BAHOO: Aapka Ladka mujhe kabhi
    maa nahin bana sakta.
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    SAAS: Chup bewakoof agar main bhi
    tere Sasur ke bharose rehti toh aaj tu
    meri Bahu na hoti.


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    sau baat ek baat,hamesha yaad rakhna
    Duniya mein log ache aur bure nahi hote, sirf
    samajhdar
    aur chutiye hote hain!


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    1 ladki ki nayi-nayi shaadi hui
    To uski sahelion ne kaha,
    "2 naino se 2 Naina lade.
    Naino k beech lga kajra.
    Us raat ki baat bata sajni jab 2 Taango k beech hua
    jhagda."
    Sajni sharmayi or boli-
    "Lahnga fat gya choli udd gyi or maa chud gai
    daman ki, Us raat mai aesi chudi jese lanka lut gai
    raavan ki"..

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    Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
    5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
    Banta: kyu rote ho.?
    Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.


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    A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

    Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai..!!
    Baki ke alphabets niche hai..

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    B H O S D I K E

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    Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
    Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
    Bhikari- roti de do
    Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
    Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
    Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ...
    Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO.

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    Dhyaan se Padho

    Jo apne hote hai
    wohi tumhari Gaand me
    ungli kar ke bhaag jate hai
    warna
    Gairo ko kya khabar ke
    tumhe isme maza aata hai..!!


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    Girl: Kyun ro rahe ho?
    Boy: Maine aaj tak Chudai nahi ki.
    Girl: Ro mat mujhe Chod lo,
    After ********* Girl: Kyun has rahe ho,
    Boy: Maine ro-ro ke sara mohala chod diya.

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    Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke,
    dil todh diya usne i hate u bole ke,
    ek roz ja rahi thi wo mujhe bye bole ke,
    to maine bhi lauda dikha diya chain khol ke!


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    Koi Bhi Girl Hot And Sexy Ho Sakti Hai

    Bas

    Dekhne Vaale Insaan Ki Neeyat Gandi Honi Chahiye bilkul aapki tarah

    Top 10 tallest statues in the world

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    Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
    Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
    Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
    Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan
    hoti hai.
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    Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
    Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
    Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
    Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.
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    Har pal ki manzil tum ho,
    Bechain dil ki rahaat tum ho,
    Akelepan ki chahat bhi tum ho,
    Saarey dukh bhool jaoon, wo nasha bhi tum ho
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    Tumhe dil me basaye rakhate hain,
    duniya ko bhulaye se rakhate hain.
    Tumhe humari hi nazar na lag jaye kahin,
    isliye nazaren jhukhae rakhate hai
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    Ek pal ko
    to aisa laga
    sab kuchh
    mera apna hai
    phir kyun
    yeh ahsas hai
    ki shayad
    yeh sab sapna hai...?
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    Suni Jindagi me halchal si mehsoos hui
    Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui
    Jane aaj kyu aisa laga
    Shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui
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    Gila tujhse nahi koi.
    Gila apni majburion se karte hain.
    Tu hamare karib na sahi ai mere DOST.
    Mohabat to hum teri durion se bhi karte hain
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    Dil jab toot-ta hai to awaz nahi aati.
    Hr kisi ko mohbat ras nahi ati.
    Ye to apne andaz ki baat hai,
    koi bhulta nahi,
    or kisi ko yad hi nahi ati